England
is
an
unhappy
and
fearful
land.
In
a
desperate
attmpt
to
prevail
over
crime
and
social
disorder,
Jack
Barker,
the
Prime
Minister,
has
created
Exculsion
Zones
for
all
society's
misfits,
including
the
criminal,
the
feckless,
the
stupid,
the
lorbidly
obese
-
and
the
Royal
Family.
Prince
Charles
and
the
love
of
his
life,
Camilla,
live
on
the
Flowers
Exculsive
Zone
with
the
rest
of
the
Royal
Family
and
their
many
dogs.
He
enjoys
poultry
keeping
and
tending
his
vegetable
patch.
Camilla
spends
her
days
doing
as
little
as
possible
aside
from
having
her
roots
retouched
by
her
neighbour
Beverly
Threadgold.
But
life
is
about
to
change
......
When
the
Queen
announces
her
decision
to
abdicate.
Charles
refuses
to
follow
hisa
destiny
unless
his
wife
can
be
queen-and
public
opinion
suggewsts
that
the
people
would
rather
have
Jordan
on
the
throne
than
Camilla.
But
no
sooner
has
Prince
William
offered
himself
as
the
next
monarch
than
one
Graham
Cracknell
of
Ruislip
emerges,
claiming
to
be
Charles
and
Carmillia's
love-child
and
rightful
heir.
While
the
undercover
battle
for
the
crown
begins,
the
dogs
on
the
Flower
Exclusion
Zone
face
a
stuggle
of
their
own
when
Jack
Barker
announces
his
new
'
one-dog-per-household
policy
as
part
of
his
bid
to
win
the
next
General
Election.
Led
by
Harris,
the
Queen's
corgi,
they
must
act
collectively
if
they
are
to
save
themselves,
and
the
entire
dog
population
of
England.
Will
sanity
prevail
over
the
right
royal
cock-up
that
England
has
become?
Or
will
chaos
reign
supreme?
This
is
a
brand
new
book
with
a
slight
black
texta
line
on
bottom
of
outside
pages,
it
does
not
affect
the
book
at
all.
It
has
443
pages
and
weighs
493
grms.
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