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08-May MY OZTION SPOTD TYPO

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 Posted by ozmouse
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08-May Wanna good TIME? You need a good WATCH. Wanna good WATCH? Click WATCH this item. If you want your WA  Posted by ozibuyer 275
08-May If you want to have a good time, you need to have a good watch. If you want to have a good watch, yo  Posted by ozibuyer 190
08-May Are we stalking each other? Oztion is the only online auction site that you can sell to, buy from, b  Posted by igloo_records 364
07-May Lookin for a rare book, Oztion Online Auctions saved the day, 'cause I couldn't find it on the FEEba  Posted by gaffa3561 309
06-May Oztion brightens my day as oztion is way better than ***y the sellers are more polite and im sure ad  Posted by larkin2463 279
06-May I love to make my customers cry!
Just got an email from another one bawling her eyes out because
 Posted by Capanart
591
06-May One of my first online auction sales on Oztion was a gorgeous baby dress. It was the first bidding  Posted by boo512 396
06-May We posted in Cars(11/10/'06) our 4WD, Low/High gears appeared to be reversed.After some technical r  Posted by mooshtoosh 316
04-May Amazing Online reunion via OZtion.
Posting in the OZtion forum about experiences of childhood in
 Posted by brightmore
398
04-May I was posting in the social forums about our experiences of childhood in the 70's and 80's- a very l  Posted by brightmore 360
02-May I painted a portrait secretly of an Oztion client's wife. He came by to collect it and a strangley f  Posted by Capanart 612
01-May What's Gods Oztion user name Mum? Son its an online auction site I said. Yes I know he replied but t  Posted by ivypalace 407
01-May MY FIRST OZTION EXPERIENCE!! Too nervous to purchase thru Online Auction I took buy now price on a b  Posted by meriti17 394
01-May My funniest Oztion experience has not been an online auction, but reading the saga of messages in fo  Posted by juslookin0 404
30-Apr True Story!
Dad: How's the selling on eb** going?
Daughter: I don't go there anymore. I'm sell
 Posted by worzelgumidge
541
29-Apr from the wonderful world of OZtion forums there are unusual requests laughs jokes someone even mispl  Posted by elvisannie 363
29-Apr I answered a wanted ad re : The Cars movie figurines. I didn't know the name of one o f mine (since  Posted by kindersuprise 3503
29-Apr Not a particularly funny story rather a true co-incidence:
The day I took my future wife back to
 Posted by tur80cortina
401
29-Apr I'd just walked out of my local shopping centre to my car with arms full only to find that my keys d  Posted by cheap-choices 401
28-Apr My happiness comes via simple things:
Gorgeous clothes, brand new scent,
Friendly community, h
 Posted by treasuresforyou
282
28-Apr Through the Online Auction site OZtion, one Caring, Selfless, Generous member showed me "Pay it Forw  Posted by sea_shell_sally 387
28-Apr This funny question was received re:my frog wallhanging listed on Oztions online auction site."is th  Posted by chanraza 448
28-Apr On online auction Oztion, seller listed set of six Blinky Bill figurines - asked him how many fit in  Posted by mist42 309
28-Apr Was reading the "$10 Red Slip Online Auction Operation" government summons - when OZtion went inter  Posted by sparklesandgear 344
27-Apr After losing a frenzied bidding duel on an OZtion online auction,I phoned Mum. Embarrassingly, we'd  Posted by anntom 459
27-Apr It was when I was signing up with OZtion and learning about having an Online Auction as it certainly  Posted by austhome 347
27-Apr BAD DAY BLUES
I was in K-Mart buying a large bag of Pal dog chow and was in line to
check o
 Posted by cringle1950
324
27-Apr FATHER SON CONVERSATION
How about transportation?" the father asked.

"I have my wagon, and
 Posted by cringle1950
279
27-Apr /
//A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl
across the street.
 Posted by cringle1950
303
27-Apr CHILDRENS SCIENCE E XAM

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varic
 Posted by cringle1950
279
27-Apr CHILDRENS SCIENCE EXAM
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.G., abdomen.)
A:
 Posted by cringle1950
209
27-Apr CHILDRENS SCIENCE EXAM


What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so d
 Posted by cringle1950
225
27-Apr CHILDRENS SCIENCE EXAM
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

 Posted by
cringle1950
152
27-Apr Children's Science Exam Answers

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vin
 Posted by cringle1950
253
27-Apr Oztion's THE auction site,
Available everyday & night,
My postie's swaying under the weight,<
 Posted by woodys_world
4281
27-Apr experience was funny buyer asked Oztion seller in open forum, if she was missing her cordless phone  Posted by genienep 366
27-Apr For the best Online Auction,
Forget about the rest.
OZtion is here and it?s the Best.
You?l
 Posted by patricia879
278
27-Apr My friend Lisa wanted a present that ?had her name written all over it? so to speak. So I found it o  Posted by auction-centre 556
27-Apr One Oztion member made a funny blooper in SPOTD keeping many users amused. Books from the FART. She  Posted by ideal4kidz 1029
27-Apr I had a funny request the other day from a buyer here on oztion.
? I am looking for a book by Rus
 Posted by skipperbella
757
27-Apr I think the most funniest story I have heard come out of Oztion is a seller in Adelaide accidently p  Posted by genienep 404
27-Apr There was an ex-seller from across the bay
who needed something to brighten their day
searched
 Posted by yesteryearz_treasures
388
27-Apr Oztion is the best
Online Auction Site ever
Opening my VShop made me feel
very clever
It
 Posted by everythingbeautiful
262
27-Apr O - Online Aussie Auction
N - Nil listing Fees
L - Lovely Admin..(until thread removed)
I -
 Posted by kindersuprise
301
26-Apr The day my grandson was visiting He was playing outside with my pups material catepiller.As we play  Posted by brook2761 315
25-Apr Got to talk

When a man says, "We've got to talk," the woman hears,
"We're going to have a
 Posted by cringle1950
309
25-Apr The experience gets even better all the time,addictive and easy to find a bargain  Posted by missshop 263
25-Apr Receiving my goodies quickly and is always good receiving a freebie  Posted by missshop 297
25-Apr I was a NERD but then I got RETRENCHED
now I'm on the BENCH
Then I DISCOVERED OZTION and
O
 Posted by budgetbundy
238
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